Unlike shopping at Bergdorf Goodman's, The Royal Opera House must be offering a WIDE array of sizes in these costumes. Thin to fat, petite to tall and flat to buxom-all must be for sale at this most unusual trunk show. There must be an array of tailors at this event, and I am now wondering if I can get The Queen of the Night in my size...
Why did you choose a Baron Scarpia ensemble for me for Halloween? I hope you don't think that I am shady, butch or even a lesbian! I'm not mad, but I am afraid that you have the totally wrong idea of me. I am straightforward, pretty feminine and heterosexual.
Unlike shopping at Bergdorf Goodman's, The Royal Opera House must be offering a WIDE array of sizes in these costumes. Thin to fat, petite to tall and flat to buxom-all must be for sale at this most unusual trunk show. There must be an array of tailors at this event, and I am now wondering if I can get The Queen of the Night in my size...
ReplyDeleteI'd say there will be a wide array, as you say! There's probably a perfect Scarpia costume waiting there for Halloween...
ReplyDeleteWhy did you choose a Baron Scarpia ensemble for me for Halloween? I hope you don't think that I am shady, butch or even a lesbian! I'm not mad, but I am afraid that you have the totally wrong idea of me. I am straightforward, pretty feminine and heterosexual.
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